287 Pumpkin Puns for the Ultimate Autumn Vibe
It’s fall, and it’s time to prepare for carving pumpkins! We made a list of the best pumpkin puns and jokes for your next post.
If you need short pumpkin sayings for Instagram, we have those too.
Pumpkin Puns
Happy Hollow-ween
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us
Dear gourd
Oh my gourd
Pumpkin spice
Gourd vibes only
Patches perfect
Spice things up
Smashing pumpkins
Hey, pumpkin
Gourd-geous view
Pumpkin please
Squash goals
I’m pumpkin you up!
Ready to squash
I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.
I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.
Hello gourdgeous
Let’s carve out some fun this fall.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business
Pumpkin pi
Patch things up
Squash it
Gourd out
Spice life
Gourd squad
Jack o’ fun
Boo-tiful gourd
Gourd vibes
Squash goals!
Patch you later!
Carving out some fun!
This is unbe-leaf-able!
Pumpkin up the volume!
Carve it up
Pumped up
Let’s gourd
Pumpkin dreams
Squash squad
Spice queen
Patch pride
Gourd-geous glow
Squash the day
Pumpkin fun
Pumpkin me up before you go-go.
Don’t squash my pumpkin dreams!
I love you a pumpkin spice latte.
Absolutely smashing pumpkins!
Pumpkin in doubt, pumpkin it out.
Don’t be a sour pumpkin, be sweet!
You’re the pumpkin to my pie.
Oh, squash!
Gourd to go!
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
I’m feeling empty inside
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
Me + PSL = Squashgoals.
War and Piece
That’s the way the pumpkin spice crumbles.
Let’s get smashed!
Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.
Gourd goals
You’re gourdgeous
The smashing pumpkins
Go big or gourd home
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
I’m pumpkin to talk to you.
I’m a real pumpkin-head.
I only have pies for you.
Time to jack up my pumpkin
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
Carving out some time for fun
Oh my gourd. I love Halloween.
Pie love spending time with you
You occu-pie my thoughts
I’m fall-ing for you, pumpkin.
You’re pumpkin-credible!
Oh my gourd! I love fall.
Getting pumpkin’d for Halloween.
Pumpkin pie makes everything butter.
That pumpkin’s a real squashbuckler!
Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about!
Pumpkin soup-er excited for Halloween!
Keep calm and car-ve on, pumpkin style!
Life’s too short to skip pumpkin spice!
Carve two smiles with one pumpkin slice!
Witch-ing you a happy Halloween, pumpkin!
I’m feelin extra s-pumpkin-taneous today.
It’s your patch, time to own that pumpkin!
Pumpkins make the best gourds, hands down!
I’m just gourdgeous in my pumpkin costume.
It’s raining pumpkins and cats out here!
Let the gourd times roll!
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
Squash Goals
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Get off my jock-o-lantern
Pumpkin everything, please!
Life is gourd.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Let’s get glowing
Pie’ve been waiting all season for this
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Piece and love
Be of gourd cheer.
Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe
I’ve got my eyes on the pies
Cutie pie
I love pumpkin gourds. They are so gourdgeous.
I’m not lion, I love pumpkin.
Squash any beef this fall
Your smile lights up a room
Gourd big or go home.
Pumpkin Spice and everything nice.
I know a latte pumpkin spice puns.
Oh my gourdness, it’s fall!
I’m the pumpkin king/queen!
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?
Oh my gourd!
Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never
I love pumpkin spice a latte
You’re the pick of the (pumpkin) patch.
Get pumped for Halloween!
Have a gourd Halloween.
Life is gourd with you around
Patch you later!
Looking gourd-geous, darling!
I spy with my little pie
Gourd-get about it!
Pumpkin to talk about fun.
Autumn leaves and pumpkin dreams.
Sip, sip, hooray for pumpkin lattes!
Gourd vibes only.
Pumpkin up the jams!
Falling for pumpkin everything.
Patch perfect moments.
Absolutely gourdeous!
Have a spook-tacular pumpkin day.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
Stay gourd-geous!
Autumn leaves and pumpkin please.
Pumpkin patch party time!
Gourd times ahead.
Sweater weather and pumpkin together.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Gourd-geous sunsets.
Orange you pumped for Autumn?
I’m ahead of the carve
Trick or treat yo’ self
I only drink pumpkin spice — just call me a basic witch.
What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
Scoopin’ pumpkin goodness.
Pumpkin hugs and cozy mugs.
Gourd-geous transformations.
Spiced up pumpkin everything.
Falling in love with pumpkin season.
Pumpkin smiles all around.
Harvesting pumpkin puns.
Gourd-geous attire for fall.
Pumpkin spice dreams.
Leaf it to the pumpkins.
Pumpkin lovers unite!
Gourd times and good vibes.
Pumpkin magic in the air.
Stay cozy with pumpkin lattes.
Pumpkin-powered adventures.
Gourd-geous fall fashion.
Pumpkin paradise awaits.
Autumn’s golden pumpkins.
Pumpkin spice and everything right.
Gourd-geous harvest days.
Pumpkin perfection everywhere.
Fall-ing for pumpkin puns.
Pumpkin cheer all year.
Gourd-geous harvest moon.
Pumpkin patch perfection.
Oh my gourd, it’s pumpkin season!
Gourd out of my mind
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie
Hey gourd-geous!
Not just another squash
You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Oh my gourd! I love fall.
Gourd vibes only.
You struck a gourd with me.
Call me the piece maker
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
Say hollow to my little friend!
You’re really struck a gourd with me
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
Spice up your pumpkin life.
Gourd vibes and pumpkin tides.
Pumpkin dreams come true.
Harvesting gourd-geous moments.
Pumpkin spice delights.
Gourd-geous fall foliage.
Pumpkin party essentials.
Pumpkin patchin’ it up.
Go big or gourd home!
You want a piece of me?
I’m feeling vine today.
You really struck a gourd with me
I’m on the rind 24/7.
Pumpkin Jokes
What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let’s get smashed.
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
How did the jack-o’-lantern win the science prize? A light went on in his head!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out.
Why do pumpkins perform so poorly in school? Because they had all their brains scooped out.
Why is trick or treating with identical twin witches so challenging? You can never tell which witch is which.
What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road?
- It had no guts!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
- Squash!
Why do pumpkins never sit still?
- Because they’re always getting chopped!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
- With a pumpkin patch!
What do pumpkins use to fix their hair?
- A pumpkin comb!
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor?
- It felt a little gourd!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert?
- Ice pumpkin!
Why was the pumpkin a good musician?
- It had perfect pitch!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
- Pumpkin Pi!
Why don’t pumpkins ever get lost?
- They always follow the pumpkin patch!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
- The squash-ter!
Why did the pumpkin blush?
- It saw the salad dressing!
How do pumpkins greet each other?
- “Gourd to see you!”
What kind of candle does a pumpkin use?
- A pumpkin spice candle!
Why did the pumpkin apply for a job?
- It wanted to be a pumpkin head!
What do you call a pumpkin that works out?
- A buff-kin!
Why did the pumpkin join the band?
- Because it had the best stem section!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dance move?
- The squash!
Why did the pumpkin start a fight?
- It couldn’t keep its rind together!
How do you make a pumpkin laugh?
- Tickle its gourd!
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? You look a little sick.
Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful? Because he’s empty-headed.
When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say? I’m vine, thanks!
What kind of romance do pumpkins enjoy? A mushy romance.
What did one Pumpkin say to the other? Happy Hollowing!
How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.
Where do pumpkins hold meetings? The gourdroom.
Why don’t mummies go on vacations? They are too afraid to unwind.
Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.
Which Halloween creature got the best grades in Math? Count Dracula.
Funny Pumpkin Puns and Sayings
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Go big or gourd home.
Life is gourd.
Just a couple of country pumpkins
Gourd vibes only
You had me at pumpkin spice
The smashing pumpkins
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Pumped for pumpkins!
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
What’s cooking, gourd looking?
The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall
Oh my gourd! I love fall.
Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season.
You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
Hey, gourd looking!
Let the gourd times roll.
Carve out some fun this fall.
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away
There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch… unless it’s carved on one
Pure pumpkin goodness
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Great Pumpkin believer since 1966
Pumpkin season has begun
Pumpkin spice and chill
Pumpkin patching time!
But first, pumpkin spice
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
Pumpkin is the spice of life
Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie
Pumpkin patch princess. Actually, make it queen.
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast.
My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd.
Another gourd-geous day at the farm
