69 Hump Day Quotes to Brighten Your Wednesday

Make midweek a little lighter with hilarious hump day quotes.

These sayings are perfect for sharing laughs with coworkers, friends, or on social media.

Because sometimes, the best way to survive Wednesday is with a good sense of humor.

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Short Hump Day Quotes

“When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” — John Wyndham

“The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.” — Unknown

“Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” — Walter Moers

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true that who is what and what is who.” — A. A. Milne

“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” — Robert A. Heinlein

“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” — Lee Fox Williams

“Wednesday’s child is full of woe.” — Unknown

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” — Mean Girls

“Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” — Blake Shelton

“When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” — Dane Cook

“Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.” — Old English Rhyme

“It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day.” — Unknown

“When Wednesday morning came the weather was very fine, and the sun in the heavens brightly did shine, and continued so all the live long day; then Miss Mouat guessed that land to the norward lay.” — William Topaz McGonagall

“Wednesday will never be lonely when it has days all around it.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“Wednesday is the angel of the week because she balances the days evenly for us, Sun, Mon, Tues —Wednesday—Thu, Fri, Sat.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” — Demetri Martin

“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” — Theodore Roosevelt

“Today is a new day. Embrace it!” — Anonymous

“Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” — Joshua J. Marine

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out.” — Robert Collier

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you.” — Walt Whitman

“Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.” — Christian D. Larson

“The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.” — Charles Kingsleigh

“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” — Sam Levenson

“Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.” — Unknown

“Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others.” — Byron Pulsifer

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” — Mean Girls

“With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about nearly the weekend…” — Unknown

“It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.” — Unknown

“The future depends on what you do today.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“Let Wednesday put a rainbow into your life.” — Anthony Hawes

“Keep calm, it’s hump day!” — Unknown

“When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” — John Wyndham

“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” — Robert A. Heinlein

“Wednesday: Halfway through the grind, patience at zero, coffee on repeat.” — Unknown

“Wednesday is that coworker who thinks they’re funny but makes you question your life choices.” — Unknown

“If ‘meh’ had a mascot, it would definitely be Wednesday.” — Unknown

“Congratulations! You’ve made it to Wednesday. Your prize is two more days of work!” — Unknown

“Wednesday: halfway between happy hour and wanting to cry into your coffee.” — Unknown

“Wednesday’s like a sitcom rerun—tolerable, but you’re not thrilled it’s on.” — Unknown

“The only thing worse than Wednesday? Realizing it’s not Friday yet.” — Unknown

“If Wednesday was a person, it’d be the guy saying, ‘Let’s circle back on that later.’” — Unknown

“The secret to surviving Wednesday? Laugh a little, love a lot, and don’t skip the snacks.” — Unknown

“Wednesday: The day I realize Friday is playing hard to get.” — Unknown

“Coffee isn’t a want on Wednesdays—it’s a legally binding necessity.” — Unknown

“I’ve had enough coffee for two Wednesdays.” — Unknown

“Home may be where the heart is, but it’s no place to spend Wednesday afternoon.” — Walker Percy

“Only an obsessional procrastinator would cry, ‘Let’s run for our lives, but not till Wednesday afternoon.'” — John Cleese

“Instead of traveling on a weekend, begin your trip on a Tuesday or Wednesday, which are often the cheapest days to fly. Being flexible with timing can help with savings.” — Gillian Tans

“Wednesday. Still not Friday.” — Unknown

“I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing. Don’t worry, the week is almost over.” — Unknown

“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” — Robert A. Heinlein

“If Wednesday had a theme song, it would be ‘Living on a Prayer.'” — Unknown

“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” — Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all.” — English Proverb

“My Wednesday energy level is brought to you by last night’s bad decisions.” — Unknown

“What’s in a Wednesday? You! That’s who! Happy Wednesday.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“Wed.Nes.Day. Win. This. Day.” — Unknown

“When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday—no matter what happened Tuesday.” — Stephen Colbert

“Wednesday morning brings a desire to move forward and finish the week strong.” — Unknown

“The “W” in Wednesday stands for wine.” — Unknown

“Happy Hump Day. When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters…SMILE.” — Unknown

“Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.” — Max Lucado

“A good day is a day in which we manage to grow even a little bit and to move ahead at least one tiny step.” — Liza Hawkins

“Wednesdays are for writers, and directors, and actors. Wednesdays are for creating art, and poetry, and poetry in motion. Wednesdays are for protest, and rebellion, and activism. Wednesdays are for words from my notebook.” — N’Zuri Za Austin

“Wednesdays remind us that balance is key—work hard, laugh harder.” — Unknown