54 Funny Saturday Quotes for a Laid-Back Weekend
Saturday is made for laughs.
Sometimes, the best part of the weekend is just doing nothing—except maybe sharing a few jokes.
It’s a good day to relax and enjoy something silly.
These funny Saturday quotes are here to give you a smile, no matter what your plans are.
Short Funny Saturday Quotes
“There was nothing like a Saturday — unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.” — Nora Roberts
“Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” — Charmaine J Forde
“Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“Come on, no one works Saturday night!” — Rob Grant
“Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?” — Joss Whedon
“Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays. Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They’re so relaxing.” — Matt Groening
“Saturday: A day for the three Rs – Rest, Relaxation, and Retail Therapy.” — Unknown
“Saturday nights: When ‘What’s the plan?’ turns into ‘Let’s just order pizza’.” — Unknown
“I’m all for hustle, but Saturdays are for the hush and less for the hustle.” — Unknown
“I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.” — Chip Gaines
“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have ‘plans.'” — Mike Birbiglia
“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.” — Dan Pearce
“Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do.” — Susan Orlean
“Saturday night happens to be when most people take part in whatever is the current entertainment trend.” — Susan Orlean
“Saturday is still the busiest shopping day of the week, but the opening of stores on Sundays has made it less distinctively busy.” — Susan Orlean
“Saturday night still does have a distinct personality and effect on most people. People still act differently on a Saturday night for no reason other than it’s Saturday night.” — Susan Orlean
“To me, it always seemed as though Saturday night was the down-home night.” — Russell Endo
“Saturday night is the night for daring deeds.” — Russell Endo
“Earlier this century Saturday was ‘bath night’. Wash day. Bed sheets got changed.” — Lloyd Jones
“In the postwar years, in quick time, Saturday became the cornerstone of a new social pattern.” — Lloyd Jones
“Saturdays are an escape from school, work, and ‘have to’ tasks.” — Michael Crews MBA CFP®
“I think having more Saturdays sounds great, and having every day be Saturday sounds even better.” — Michael Crews MBA CFP®
“There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday.” — R. Phillip Ritter
“I look forward to packing in the activities to live life to the fullest. To me, Saturdays are invaluable.” — Michael Crews MBA CFP®
“Saturday is the day to do nothing and still feel good about it.”
“Saturdays are nature’s way of reminding me that work is highly overrated… because why am I here?”
“Saturday: the day when my desk becomes a black hole where productivity goes to die.”
“Saturday mornings are for sleeping in, and Saturday afternoons are for figuring out why we slept in.”
“Saturday is my second favorite ‘S’ word. The first is ‘Sleep.’”
“Saturday is the perfect day to do everything…except adulting.”
“Saturday is the day when I pretend to be a responsible adult… for about five minutes.”
“Saturday: Because ‘do nothing’ mode is also a form of self-care.”
“On Saturdays, my coffee is recreational, not occupational.”
“Saturday work feels like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. It’s just not meant to be!”
“I have to be alone very often… That’s how I refuel.” — Audrey Hepburn
“What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week.” — C. S. Lewis
“Your body tells you what it needs… if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep.” — Sophia Bush
“On a lazy Saturday morning… there is a space where fantasy and reality become one.” — Lynn Johnston
“Saturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life.” — Mark Twain
“Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.” — Ken Poirot
“I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time.” — Ehud Olmert
“Good morning is not just a word, it’s an action and a belief to live the entire day well.” — Fain Blake
“First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, ‘I believe,’ three times.” — Ovid
“Saying good morning to the sun is my favorite way to start the day.” — Tahnni Dupre
“Every morning, I wake up saying, ‘I’m still alive, a miracle.’…” — Jim Carrey
“I get up every morning and it’s going to be a great day…” — Paul Henderson
“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Don’t count the days. Make the days count.” — Muhammad Ali
“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.” — Wayne Dyer
“A year from now you may wish you had started today. Go get it now.” — Karen Lamb
“We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until Saturday.” — Edward McKendree Bounds
