140 Spook-tacular Halloween Sayings to Share
Halloween is almost here and the nights are getting longer. It’s time to pick out the best Halloween sayings for your friends, family, signs, or decorations.
Whether you want something cute, funny, or short, there’s something for everyone. Celebrate the spooky season and all the fun it offers.
Keep scrolling to find the perfect saying for you.
Our Best Halloween Sayings
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.”
“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.”
“Don’t make me Flip my Witch Switch.”
“It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!”
“Be scared, be very scared.”
“Too cute to Spook!”
“Today I can be moody and be a little witch!”
“Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.”
“Did someone say candy?”
“Wishing you a very hunted Halloween.”
“Happy Halloween where’s my candy?!”
“I got bite by vampire and I liked it!”
“Can you be my Halloween treat.”
“Watching you a swift and smooth Flight.”
Short Halloween Sayings
“Something wicked this way comes.”
“Enter if you dare.”
“Eat, drink and be scary!”
“The blood is life.”
“Trick or treat.”
“Say boo and scary on.”
“If the broom fits, fly it!”
“You make me batty.”
“Howl you doin’?”
“A wee bit wicked.”
“Keep calm and carry a wand.”
“Whooo Wants Candy?”
“Casper won’t help you.”
“We warned you.”
“Ghosts live here.”
“I put a spell on daddy.”
“If you’ve got it, hunt it.”
“If you want a tasty sweet.”
“My blood type is Coffee.”
Funny Halloween Sayings
“May your Halloween be filled with scary times and scary memories. Happy Halloween!”
“Have a spook-tacular, boo-tiful, wooo-nderful, and fang-tastic Halloween!”
“Wishing you a night full of frights and a bag full of delights. Happy Halloween!”
“Prepare to be terrified.”
“May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I’m so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!”
“Have a killer Halloween!”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“Resting witch face.”
“We go together like candy and corn.”
“Feelin’ fang-cy.”
“Witch, please.”
“Too ghoul for school.”
“I’m the ghost-ess with the mostest.”
“I’m one, haunt mess.”
“Trick or treat yo’ self.”
“I can’t reece-ist a good Halloween pun.”
“Twix or treat!”
“I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.”
“Halloween night Pop Rocks my world.”
“I won’t let you slip through my Butterfingers.”
“I’m always creepin’ it real.”
“Screaming my way into Halloween.”
“You look a lot like the mummy of the year.”
“I have a bone to pick with all the skeletons tonight.”
“Hope you’re feeling spook-tacular!”
“How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?”
“You are a bag full of treats!”
“May the ghost be with you.”
“I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.”
“You are scary beautiful! Enjoy your Halloween!”
“Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?”
“May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!”
“What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?”
“If you have no time to buy a costume, go to your Halloween party in a suit, and say you’re a hit man.”
“You’re the wand that I want.”
“What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?”
“With the recent vampire craze, it’s no longer cool to dress like one for Halloween. Thanks, Twilight.”
“Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?”
“Spooks, treats, and yummy eats. Wishing you the best Halloween ever!”
“Witching you a very haunted Halloween!”
“Hope your day doesn’t “suck” like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!”
“Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.”
“Wishing you lots of fun and lots of yummy treats!”
“Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween and a great fall season this year! Happy Haunting!”
Halloween Sayings for Signs
“Welcome, Witches, Ghosts, and Ghouls!”
“Witch parking only. All others will be toad.”
“My other ride is astick.”
“Home is where the haunt is.”
“Eat, Drink & Be Scary.”
“This is my resting witch face.”
“I only spook when spoken to.”
“Monster Parade. Continue Straight Ahead.”
“Beware! I Bite!”
“Don’t Make Me Get My Broom.”
“Witches and ghouls, please use another door.”
“A Witch Lives Here With Her Little Monsters.”
“Halloween Night. All Witches Delight.”
“Used coffin for sale.”
“Pick your poison.”
“Enter if you dare!”
“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
“I’m here for the boos.”
“Have a fang-tastic night.”
“Have a beary scary Halloween.”
“Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!”
“Ghosts have real spirit.”
“Remember the gh’oul times!”
“Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.”
“Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.”
“Time for a coffin break.”
“Blood donors needed. See the Count.”
“Free Broom Rides.”
“I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!”
“You are bootiful.”
“Broom Parking – 5 cents.”
“Beneath the moonlight, darkness reigns in this haunted house.”
“Carve out some good times!”
“Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.”
“Come as you aren’t!”
“Ghostly Greetings.”
“It’s Hallo-scream!”
“Have a spooktakular good time.”
“Today I can be moody and be a little witch!”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.”
“When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.”
“Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.”
“This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.”
“Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?”
“May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!”
“Have fun witch hunting tonight.”
“Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.”
“Ghosts don’t give a sheet.”
“I have a sugar crush on you.”
“And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!”
“Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!”
“You totally rock, GHOULFRIEND.”
“If the broom fits, fly it!”
“I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a boo night.”
“I’m a sexy ghoul and I know it.”
“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”
“Life with you is just getting boo-tter and better. Happy Halloween!”
“Fangs for the memories.”
“Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!”
“Know why mummies never reveal their true age?”
“I Shall Return on All Hallows Eve”
“While living folks my tomb do view, Remember well – there’s room for you!”
“Not Resting in Peace”
