100 Witch Captions for Instagram
Got a witchy photo but not sure what to write with it?
Don’t worry!
We’ve put together a great list of witch captions and quotes for Instagram that are perfect for your next post.
Whether you’re feeling a little magical or just want to share something fun, you’ll find the right words below.
Start scrolling and pick your favorite witch caption!
Our Best Witch Captions For Instagram
Bad moon rising.
Charmed.
Season of the witch.
Pick your poison.
I’ll put a spell on you.
Wicked good.
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Enchanted to meet you.
Not every witch lives in Salem.
Mischief managed.
Hocus pocus, bubbly boo; there’s one I love, and that’s you.
Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
Could you please tell me witch way to the tricks and treats, please?
Haven’t you ever seen a girl with her pet cat on a broom before?
Witch, please. This is how witches ride their brooms.
I’m only trying to defy gravity. That’s why I am riding my broom.
There is a little witch in all of us.
If the broom fits, ride it.
I just crave to be witch you, my dearest.
Yes, I drive stick.
You’re the wand that I want.
Not every witch lives in Salem.
Seeing stars.
Keep calm and carry a wand.
She’s evil, most definitely.
Pure magic.
Are you afraid of the dark?
Mischief managed.
Ready for a wicked good time.
Where can I park my broom?
Feeling witchy.
Things that go bump in the night.
Nightmare on ___ Street.
Under your spell.
Hocus Pocus and chill?
Night falls.
Bewitched.
Bad apple.
Let me spell it out for you.
Yes, I drive (broom) stick.
Serious hex appeal.
Parking for brooms only, all others will be toad.
Having deja-brew.
Bat to the bone.
Let me make you an offer you chant refuse.
Just brew it.
What’s a witch’s favorite way to write? In curse-ive.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
Funny Witch Captions
Not your average witch.
Witch way to the party?
Keep calm and carry a wand.
Ready for a wicked good time.
This drink is all hocus pocus purple.
Brewty is in the eye of the beholder.
Can’t trick this treat.
Of course, we witches love the BOOs.
Bow down, witches.
Head witch in charge.
This is my resting witch face.
Night falls.
You better work, witch.
I am a witch. So I am wicked in many ways.
You say the word witch like it is something really bad.
Let me spell it out for you.
A witch’s brew for two.
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Nothing much. Just a basic witch.
What’s up, my witches?
Swish swish, witch.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
Can’t wait until I’m witch and famous.
Witch better have my candy.
Always having a witchin’ good time.
I only wanna be witch you.
You know what they say, payback’s a witch.
Just witchful thinking.
If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.
Witch way to the candy?
I’m just a basic witch.
Witching you a happy Halloween.
You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
Witch you were here.
Witch, please.
Witch way to the tricks and treats?
Feeling bat-witch crazy.
I’ll be witcha in a minute.
When you witch upon a star…
Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.
Just trying to creep things real.
Orange you excited for Halloween?
Have a very scary Halloween.
Pick your poison.
Bugs and hisses for all my witches.
The problem with twin witches is that you never know witch is which.
Spooky season is my favorite, of curse.
You have to enjoy any witch way you can.
It is the wicked witch’s night of horrors. Enjoy to death.
Drink up this concoction of mine, and you will also be able to fly.
Witch better have my candy!
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.
