215 Cute Pumpkin Patch Captions for Instagram
It’s that time of year again! The air feels fresh, the leaves are changing colors, and pumpkin patches are ready for visits.
We’ve searched online to find the best pumpkin captions and short quotes for Instagram.
If you need captions for your pumpkin patch photos, we’ve got you covered.
Pumpkin Patch Captions for Instagram
I’m a bit of a country pumpkin.
Pumpkin Everything
My pumpkin selfie
Slipped on a pumpkin. It caught me off gourd.
Welcome to the pun-kin patch!
Orange is the new black.
A pumpkin a day keeps the witches away.
I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.
Happy Hollow-ween.
I am the Pumpkin Queen.
I am no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical.
Squash that idea and make it pumpkin else.
I love you more than pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin pies and loving eyes.
A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!
Oh, dear gourd!
Patch you later!
Gourd of the rings.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Pumpkin Pi.
Trick or treat yo’ self
Not just another squash
Pure pumpkin goodness
There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch… unless it’s carved on one
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch
Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
Pumped for pumpkins!
Ready to pumpkin spice things up.
When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.
You are never too old to play in the leaves.
If the question involves pumpkins, the answer is yes.
I love you a pumpkin spice latte.
After our trip to the pumpkin patch, I’m hollow on the inside.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
Have no fear, pumpkins are here!
I’m fall-ing for you.
Pumpkin season has arrived.
I’ll give you pumpkin to talk about.
The only thing getting “lit” this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle.
Go big or gourd home.
Orange is my favorite color
Whatever spices your pumpkin.
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Pumpkin Patch > Happy Hour.
You’re the pick of the patch.
What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Gourd out of my mind
Fa-boo-lous
Pumpkin patching time!
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
Pumpkin patch princess
Carving out fun.
Here for a gourd time, not a long time.
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of pumpkin spice.
What do you get when you drop a Pumpkin? Squash.
You’re gourdgeous.
Squash is gourd but pumpkin is better.
Keep calm and carve Pumpkins.
We go together like pumpkin and autumn.
Squash goals.
You used to be so hollow but now you’re filled with light.
We had a gourd-eous time at the patch.
Pumpkin sights & cold fall nights.
Add a little pumpkin spice to your life.
Pumpkin patch season is upon us.
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything.
I present to you: The Smashing Pumpkins.
Keep calm and enjoy fall.
Cute Pumpkin Patch Captions
Find joy in the little things! 🍁
Looking gourd-geous, darling!
Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins.
How ’bout some pumpkin love? 💕
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes! 🍁
Sweet as pumpkin pie! 🥧
You had me at pumpkin patch.
Every pumpkin is special! 🎃✨
Time to get smashed!
Have a gourd time!
Falling for you and this pumpkin patch! 🍂💕
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit.
In fall, orange is my favorite color.
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?
Life is better with pumpkins! 🎃
Pumpkin patch princess. Actually, make it queen.
Gourd goals.
Harvesting happiness! 🌾
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
Adorable pumpkins everywhere! 🎃❤️
Too cute to carve! 😊
Snuggling with my favorite pumpkin! 🥰
Fall is my favorite accessory! 🍂✨
Chasing pumpkins and dreams! 🌟
Ready to squash.
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us.
Just a girl and her pumpkins! 💁♀️
Stay cozy, little pumpkin! 🔥
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Little pumpkins, big smiles! 😄
Pumpkin Patch Captions for Couples
Welcome to our patch
I love you, pumpkin
Life is gourd with you around
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
Pie love spending time with you
What’s cookin’, gourd lookin’?
Don’t gourd breaking my heart.
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you
Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie
You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte.
You’ll always be my boo.
You’ve carved out a piece of my heart.
Our love is un-be-leaf-able!
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch.
Every day is #squashgoals with you.
You really struck a gourd with me.
You’re the apple of my pumpkin pie!
My gourd luck charm.
Together, we’re unbe-leaf-ably cute!
I’ve been thinking of you a latte.
If you were the pumpkin king, I’d be your pumpkin queen.
Look how jacked my bae is.
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around.
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you.
You’re the pick of the patch!
Don’t want to get all mushy, but I’m seriously falling for you.
With you, every day is a pumpkin-spiced adventure!
We’re falling hard for each other.
Falling for you more every day!
You’ve got me feeling gourd-geous!
Don’t want to be corny, but I love my pumpkin.
Hanging with my pumpkin.
Our love is sweeter than pumpkin pie!
Here’s the scoop – without you, my brains would turn to mush!
You’re the pumpkin to my patch!
You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love.
Look how jacked my bae is.
Pumpkin Patch Quotes for Instagram
“It’s harvest time in this little town.” — Luke Bryan
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people… Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. ” — Charles Schulz
“Wake me up when September ends.” — Green Day
“I won’t turn into a pumpkin when midnight comes, will I? If you annoy the wrong people, you might.” — Julie Kagawa, The Iron King
“I feel like Cinderella sitting in the middle of the road with a pumpkin and a couple of mice, while Prince Charming charges off to rescue some other chick.” — Cynthia Hand, Unearthly
“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” — Cinderella
“Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.” – Harland Williams
“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go.” — Devendra Banhart
“Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.” — Simone Schwarz-Bart
“Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses.” – Eleanor Estes
“Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without its leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis
“Once a pumpkin, always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan
“Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver
“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.” — Oscar Wilde
“If I were a bird, I would fly about the Earth seeking the successive autumns.” — George Eliot
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — Anne of Green Gables
“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” — Mr. Hyde, The Nightmare Before Christmas
“Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place.” — Taylor Swift
“This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!” — Gerard Way
“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” — Ann Drake
“He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone’s pumpkin.” — Charlaine Harris
“In the lives of children, pumpkins turn into coaches, mice and rats turn into men. When we grow up, we realize it is far more common for men to turn into rats.” — Gregory Maguire, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
“Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one.” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin
“I come alive in the fall time.” — The Weeknd
“Tonight, Let’s just carve pumpkins.” — Colleen Hoover, Slammed
“If a year was tucked inside of a clock, then autumn would be the magic hour.” — Victoria Erickson
Funny Pumpkin Captions
You’re gourdgeous
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Pick of the patch
Boo-tiful
Oh my gourd. I love fall.
Orange you glad we went to the patch?
I’m the pun King
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Gourd out of my mind
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Go big or gourd home
You are the pick of the patch
The cutest pick
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
Oh my gourd!
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
I’m hollow inside
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
Brb, I’m going to the pumpkin patch
Pumpkin season has begun
Tis the season to be basic AF and not give a d*mn
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
Great Pumpkin believer since 1966
The smashing pumpkins
I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
But first, pumpkin spice
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone with my pumpkin spice latte
I only drink pumpkin spice—just call me a basic witch.
Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
If loving pumpkin spice is wrong, I don’t want to be right
No one needs to tell me how basic I am
If it’s pumpkin spice, I have to try it
Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes
Pure pumpkin goodness
Easy as pumpkin pie
