80 Funny Letterboard Quotes for Every Occasion
Sometimes all you need is a good laugh, and a clever letterboard quote can brighten anyone’s day.
That’s why we’ve rounded up the funniest letterboard quotes for your next post.
And if you’re looking for witty sayings to make your audience smile, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Our Favorite Funny LetterBoard Quotes
“Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagne.”
“Be strong,” I whispered to my WiFi signal.
“My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.”
“It’s better to be happy in leggings than sad in jeans.”
“Alexa, water the plants.”
“I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.”
“Emotionally stable as an IKEA table.”
“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s caffeine.”
“Eat cake. It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.”
“I hate it when I gain ten pounds for a role and then realize I’m not even an actress.”
“I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye.”
“The first five days after the weekend are the hardest…”
“Hold on, I’ve gotta overthink about it.”
“I’ve never been a millionaire, but I just know I’d be darling at it.”
“If by ‘clubbing’ you mean eating club sandwiches, then yes, I enjoy clubbing.”
“I want to be where the people aren’t.”
“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.”
“If you fall, I will be there.” – Floor
“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” – Michael Scott
“I wandered around Target for an hour and called it a long walk.”
“Don’t read the next sentence. You little rebel, I like you.”
“I snack so my kitchen doesn’t get lonely in between meals.”
“Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst.”
“Me: What could go wrong? Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.”
“If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow… imagine what being kind to humans can do.”
“Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you, and she likes everyone.”
“Wake up. Be kind. Be amazing. Be grateful. Repeat.”
“I’ll carpe diem tomorrow.”
“Be a pop of color in a black and white world.”
“If each day is a gift… I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.”
“Some days, I amaze myself. Other days I put my phone in the freezer.”
“On a scale of one to Nature Valley Granola Bar, how much is your life falling apart?”
“Love yourself as much as you love c
offee.”
“Monday: Ce n’est pas mon day.”
“Next week has been exhausting.”
“Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.”
“Home is where you take your pants off.”
“Oh look, it’s cocktails o’clock.”
“Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.”
“Wine does not solve problems, but neither will water.”
“What’s with this Rorschach test and why is it all pictures of my parents fighting?”
“Healthy conflict vs. unhealthy peace”
“Wherever you go, there you are.”
“You are under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.”
“We’re all here, because we’re not all there.”
“If you fall, I’ll be there” – The Floor
“Life is soup and I’m a fork.”
“A day without sunshine is night.”
“The more we trust, the farther we are able to venture.”
“Grow through what you go through.”
“Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.”
“Pay attention to what you’re paying attention to.”
“Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.”
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.”
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
“There are two classes of travel—first class and with children.”
“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.”
“Your mom. – Freud”
“Just breathe.”
“We are here and this is now.”
“Let go, or be dragged.”
“Go slowly sucking at something is the first step to being good at something.”
“‘God is dead’ – Nietzsche ‘Nietzsche is dead’ – God.”
“Wherever you are, be all there.”
“No feeling is final.”
“Maybe swearing will help.”
“Optimistic is starting a new diet on Thanksgiving.”
“If it ain’t one thing, it’s the mother.”
“God sees you but He understands.”
“I told my therapist about you.”
“67% of arguments don’t have a solution. We’re the remaining 33%.”
“If you want to find yourself, play hide-and-seek alone.”
“I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything is fine.”
“Boundaries are cool.”
“Every day is a new day.”
“Trying your best is better than being the best.”
“Messing up is the first step to doing well.”
“Don’t ask me, I’m just a sign.”
