101 Hocus Pocus Quotes You’ll Want to Share on Halloween
Get ready for a spellbinding Halloween with the Sanderson Sisters!
As the witching hour approaches, gather ’round for a bewitching collection of Hocus Pocus quotes that will cast a spell of laughter, magic, and nostalgia.
Scroll on to find your favorite quotes from this beloved Halloween classic.
Hocus Pocus Quotes
“You want to smash some pumpkins?” —Jay
“Dance, dance until you die!” –Winifred Sanderson
“Let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads.” —Max
“Stuff it, zit face.” –Dani
“It’s the burning rain of death! Come, you fools”—Winifred Sanderson
“Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” —Winifred Sanderson
“You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” —Winifred Sanderson
“I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Goodbye, cruel world.” —Winifred Sanderson
“I love you, jerkface.” —Dani
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Max
“I smell children.” — Mary Sanderson
“Come, we fly!” — Winifred Sanderson
“Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” —Max
“Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” —Allison
“You lit the black flamed candle?” —Cop
“Well, you see? It’s like this: I, I um broke into the old Sanderson house, and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.” —Max
“Dead man’s toe, dead man’s toe! Dead, dead, dead!” —Sarah Sanderson
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” —Winifred Sanderson
“We must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” —Winifred Sanderson
“Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Damn, damn, damn! Double damn.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Besides, it’s a full moon outside. The weirdos are out!” — Dani
“Go to hell!” — Billy Butcherson
“Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” — Winifred Sanderson
“[singing] Come little children, I’ll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.” — Sarah
“I’m sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.” — Thackery Binx
“Twist the bones and bend the back.” — Winifred Sanderson
“I like your costume, Dani.” — Allison
“Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?” — Dani
“[to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson
“Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” — Winifred Sanderson
“You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.” — Dani
“You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” — Voice of Thackery Binx
“Damn that boy, he’s tricked us again.” — Winifred Sanderson
“It’s my curse, that and you two! Get off me you thundering oafs!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Well, fancy! We desire children.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” —Winifred Sanderson
“I’ll have your guts for garters, girl!”—Winifred Sanderson
“It is a prison for children.” —Winifred Sanderson
“My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh, oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Besides, it’s a full moon outside. The weirdos are out!” — Dani
“Go to hell!” — Billy Butcherson
“Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” — Winifred Sanderson
“[singing] Come little children, I’ll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.” — Sarah
“I’m sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.” — Thackery Binx
“Twist the bones and bend the back.” — Winifred Sanderson
“I like your costume, Dani.” — Allison
“Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?” — Dani
“[to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson
“Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” — Winifred Sanderson
“You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.” — Dani
“You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” — Voice of Thackery Binx
“Damn that boy, he’s tricked us again.” — Winifred Sanderson
“Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?” —Winifred Sanderson
“Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Come, we fly!” —Winifred Sanderson
“You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery Binx
“Book, darling, come to Mommy!” – Winifred Sanderson
“My lucky rat tail. Just where I left it!” – Sarah Sanderson
“She’s so well fed, isn’t she? Plump. Plump. Shisk-ka-baby.” – Mary Sanderson
“You’ve literally held a grudge for centuries.” – Becca
“And then I come home and the gothic Golden Girls are in my garage.” – The Mayor
“My eyes have misted over with the tragic tears of a lifetime of failure.” – Winifred
“Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” —Max
“I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” —Thackery Binx
“I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” —Sarah Sanderson
“Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” —Max
“Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” —Master’s wife
“I suggest we form a calming circle.” —Mary Sanderson
“It reeks of children!” —Mary Sanderson
“Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children. The time has come to play here in my garden of magic.” —Sarah Sanderson
“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?” —Dani
“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” —Mary Sanderson
“Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble.” —Bus driver
“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.” —The Sanderson Sisters
“I banish thee from Salem! Forever.” — Revered Traske
“I’m a witch. I know things.” — The Witch Mother
“Legend has it, it’s on the sixteenth birthday that witch gets her powers.” – Gilbert
“Lock up your children. Yes, Salem, we’re back!” — Winifred Sanderson
“Oh, retinol. What a charming name for a child.” – Sarah Sanderson
“That’s a big ole yikes.” —Izzy
“Why art thou such a pest?” —Winifred Sanderson
“Let us bewitch them with a song, and we will lure them into setting us free.” —Sarah Sanderson
“I give up, I’m tired, Winnie. I need, like, a snack and a stool.” –Mary Sanderson
“You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences. I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!” —Max
“Max, I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird!”—Dani
“You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” —Thackery Binx
“It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it.” —Dani
“I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” —Bus Driver
“It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow’s Eve. It’s the one night a year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.” —Allison
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” —Dani
“Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?” —Jay
“We’re young!” —Mary Sanderson
“They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles.” —Ernie “Ice”
“He’s a good zombie.” —Max
“This is terribly uncomfortable.” —Sarah Sanderson
“Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!” —Sarah Sanderson 1
