150 Happy Halloween Captions
It’s that time of year again—Halloween is here! The air is cool, leaves are changing colors, and spooky decorations are popping up everywhere.
We’ve searched the web to find the best Halloween captions and funny puns for your spooky posts.
Whether you’re choosing a costume, decorating your home, carving pumpkins, or just enjoying everything Halloween has to offer, you’ll find the perfect caption here.
Our Best Happy Halloween Captions
Life’s a witch, then you fly.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
I’m 100% that witch.
I’ve been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.
Not all witches live in Salem.
No tricks, just treats.
New face, who ‘dis?
Drop dead gorgeous
Catch me on the dark side
Eat, drink & be scary
I’m the ghostest with the mostest
Trick or tequila
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
#SquadGhouls
You’re the treat to my trick
Swish, swish, witch
In fact, I do drive stick.
Witch better have my candy.
Completely sheet-faced.
Stay spooky.
Taking a coffin break.
Trick or treat, motherpupper
Howl you doin’?
You better work, witch
Keep calm and carry a wand
100 percent that witch
You say witch like it’s a bad thing
Only bad witches can drive stick
I put a spell on you
A wee bit wicked
Boo from the crew
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
Boo hoo!
Chasin’ the boos away.
Where my witches at?
If the broom fits, ride it.
Something wicked this way comes
Be witched!
Hey, boo-tiful
#HotGhoulFall
Straight outta coffin
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
This is the one time a year I could truly be myself
Don’t make me get the flying monkeys
Not every witch lives in Salem
All my best ghoulfriends are total witches
This is my resting witch face
Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
You make me batty
Short Halloween Captions
Broom parking permitted.
Witch way to the party?
Caution: Goblins ahead.
Black cat got your tongue?
I drink my coffee with scream and sugar.
Trick or treat, gimme something good to eat.
Feelin’ wicked.
Beware of tech vampires — they byte.
I’ve got deja boo!
Squad ghouls.
Vampires are fang-tastic!
Witches be witchin’.
You’ve got hex appeal.
Zombie our guest.
Working the graveyard shift.
Bone-jour!
Take me to your pump-king!
Jack-o’-lantern of all trades.
Spoiling for a fright.
Wishin’ for a scarytale ending.
I’m nobody’s ghoul.
I put the “boo” in booty.
If you’ve got it, then haunt it.
Funny Halloween Puns
Where my ghouls at?
Just call me the HalloQueen / packing.
I’m the momster and he’s dadcula.
Creepin’ it real.
Psst…This isn’t a costume
Killin’ it
Putting the ‘boo’ in booty
Every angel has a devilish side
I’m here for the boos
This is my resting witch face.
Just me and my boo crew.
I’m just here for the boo’s.
Hot ghoul Halloween
Ghouls just wanna have fun
With the boo crew
Hallow Howl-o-ween!
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
99 problems but a witch ain’t one
Hocus Pocus and chill?
I’m not a ghost, I just appear dead inside.
Straight from my cauldron and into your glass.
Fill up my glass because I feel boo-zy tonight!
This sheet is getting old!
Which wine goes best with M&Ms? Asking for a friend.
Having a howling good time!
Forever your Zom-bae
Looking fur-ocious
Looking pawsitively bootiful
Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
If you’ve got it, haunt it
Fangs for the memories
Happy Hallo-weenie!
Time to get this party startled!
Hocus pocus, I wish I could focus.
Excuse me, do you have room service at the Bates Motel?
Just reserved my campsite at Camp Crystal Lake.
More boos, please
Too cute to spook
With the boo crew
Double, double toil and wishes, if my spell worked, you’d be doing the dishes.
Just booked a one-way trip to Pumpkintown.
If the broom fits, fly it!
I’m the queen of Halloween and he’s my pumpkin king!
I’m not a vampire, I just sparkle naturally.
Headed out for a breath of fresh scare.
Bat to the bone
Shake your BOOty
Have a fang-tastic night!
Halloween puns are so corny
Bad and boo-jee
Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced
BYOBoos
You’re in ghoul company
My costume is eerie-sistible
Bugs and hisses, witches!
Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus
This is where the magic happens
This witch likes wine
Mischief managed
It’s always Halloween inside my head
Fright Night
Sweet like candy
Angel by day. Devil by night
Straight Outta Salem
If the broom fits, fly it
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Witch, please
What’s up, my witches?
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus
Double, double toil and trouble!
This witch can be bribed with chocolate
When he gets spooky with you
Boo-in it for the ‘gram
Bite me
A nightmare before coffee
Basic witch
“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”
“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
“The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”
